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Hey guys! Im basically your average tumblr derp who scrolls through funny shit and reblogs dumb things, but if you like what I post, and I do post my own stuff occasionally, feel free to give me a follow! Thanks!!

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thetomska:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Honestly I expected this post to descend into some kind of “YOU CANNOT CONSENT WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP YOU SCUM” dog-pile but was pleasantly surprised.

thetomska:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Honestly I expected this post to descend into some kind of “YOU CANNOT CONSENT WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP YOU SCUM” dog-pile but was pleasantly surprised.

(via blink-18poo)

topo-designs:

Suzuki Samurai - Colorado
Topo Designs Mountain Shirt 

topo-designs:

Suzuki Samurai - Colorado

Topo Designs Mountain Shirt 

stealthboy:

how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something

(via hootowlforlife)

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK


THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP


it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

 the truth

assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK

THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP

it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth

(Source: didyuoknogayming, via blink-18poo)

creepingirrelevance:

Sgt. Friday wants the facts.

creepingirrelevance:

Sgt. Friday wants the facts.

(via 1950sunlimited)

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thebeardedpen:

Loving the best friends lp of the walking dead so i made a quickie fan art

thebeardedpen:

Loving the best friends lp of the walking dead so i made a quickie fan art

(via thebestfriendszaibatsu)

that’s so cool

that’s so cool

(via omgdanny-devito)